I'm considering to withdraw cheap fuel supply to a instable
Ukraine stove that has been increasingly used by the Tiger
to barbecue alive Ukraine little bears.
There has been considerable volatility with the temperature
of the stove, you, the Rabbit, since you are so keen to save
me and serve me, I demand you to move into and onto the stove
to keep its temperature stable and to deliver higher standards
Rabbit dishes to my tiger population.
My lord, please allow me to explain, growth rates in Rabbit
dish provision like those in 2009 and 2010, when Rabbits
contributed 50% of jungle-wide meat supply growth,
that is not sustainable.
By now the Bear Federation
is in control of the burning stove, while the United Tiger
can only watch on from sideways and the Rabbit Republic is
in a trance.
Allegedly the Rabbit possessed by a spirit of shemale from
its top office is a self-loathing paramour of the Tiger who
is mentally and financially controlled by an empire secretary,
a money secretary, a reverse bank and a wallet street all
from a group of self-appointed Chosen People.
The Rabbit is frequently abused by her lover who treats
her no better than he would do to a street whore or a sex
slave. Just a few days ago it has been publicly humiliated
and severely scolded by the Tiger for failing to supply more
delicious rabbit dishes at a high speed.
"I have yet to see the signs that it's moving at the
speed I would want on its rabbit dish preparation," the
Tiger said last week at a Institute of Interspecies Cannibalism
conference ahead of a meeting of Gang of 20.
The Rabbit was tearful. "If I keep cutting my own flesh
to make dishes for your dinner, I'll soon die of bleeding
and internal organ failure," it explained.
"That creature is concerned about internal stability
during a time of blood transitions and flesh slicing," The
Tiger said, and became extremely exacerbated. "I understand
for Rabbit to kill itself is hard, but I also know that opting
out euthanasia and waiting for me to kill it will only
make it harder."
On February 23, 2014, the Bear bid farewell as
the best athletes from every corners of the planet gathered
celebrating the record-breaking sports achievements at a
Russian Olympic stadium. The Rabbit timidly stood next to
the Bear, but it is the Tiger who commanded the
spotlight as it directed with its piecing spying eyes
a social unrest among the Ukraine audience.
The best ever winter Olympic Games closed. Its stunningly
brilliant opening and closing ceremonies, unlike the recent
ones taken place in London which have been labeled by some
mean-spirited Chinese Netizens as public funeral services,
are full of positive energies (正能量).
Performers at the closing ceremony of the
Winter Games almost lost an Olympic ring, again, the red
one representing American Continent. The Continent in reality
was lost to the Irish Christian puritans and the
Spanish Catholic conquistadors 400 years ago, as
the result the native Indian populations along with their
distinctive culture have been nearly wiped out.
2014, an unearthly influence made Sochi Olympics repeatedly
pay tribute to this piece of history as if to remind
those who refuse to redeem their past sins and keep committing
similar new offences today of the karmic force's undeniable
presence on earth.
"Where is my rabbit?" Lady
Chang'e cried out
from the moon.
"Rabbit has run away with her lover Tiger," replied
a Russian lady.
"Oh, wish the couple live together happily ever
after," said Chang'e.
"That's a wretched China dream," returned the
Russian lady. "Rabbit will only live together with Tiger
within her lover's stomach."
A scene in the closing ceremony
of the Sochi 2014 Winter Olympics. Chinese people and Russian
people seemingly share a similar dream: Our destinations
are the sky and the sea (我们的目标是星辰和大海)