- My dear, I offered you a delicious
garden lunch, why do you still refuse to place Bo
Xilai on the sacrificial
altar for my dinner?
- My love, he has already been kept
in a cage for more than a year and marinated with British
wine and Chinese
soy source according to American
- That's nice to hear, I'm looking forward to eating him
raw for ages, please dress him with French
building property title certificate before serving.
- He's already been dressed with a dozen naked women and
a large quantity of cashes brought
into his vacant home by ex-premier Wen Jiabao's mistress
called Ma Wen while he and his wife were locked in
cages and ...
- Boring, always money and women, those are for ordinary
catches; when preparing an extraordinary creature like Bo
Xilai, you should be a little more creative. Look, how
about the Great
- That's too expensive, we need the Great
Wall to attract tourists to keep GDP growth rate staying
- How about the guy who designed the Great Wall then?
- But he's dead for 2,210 years and we still can't find a
safe way to get into his tomb so far ...
- Honey, I wouldn't want Bo Xilai to be dressed with a
2,210-year old mummy either. Just dress him with that emperor's
name. What's his name anyway?
- The First Emperor Qin, who united China, unified Chinese
scripts, Chinese currency and Chinese
- How come Chinese still write in Chinese not English,
trade with yuan not dollar and have already traveled in bullet
train that we yet to develop? I guess he didn't reform Chinese
culture, economy and road system according to the master
plan drafted by the global
government represented by me, so let's call the First
Emperor Qin a tyrant and dictator and charge Bo Xilai for
being the reincarnated First Emperor Qin.
- Are you trying to threaten me?
- I knew you are a smart guy. Yes, sweetheart, it can be
viewed as a warning if you like. Remember, anyone who resists
the One World under One Order (令出一门)
will be classified as a tyrant and dictator.