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Chinese vice premier: My lord
, I'm so nerves to meet with you, and I don't even know where
to put may hands, 'cause I still can't believe my dream would
become true so soon. Look my tie, do you like the pattern?
I wear this just for you - stars in my eyes and stripes on
US president: Hand on. Let
me ask you this first. How dare you didn't do what I said.
Chinese vice premier (seeing
many starts): hummm - I have done all you asked me to do.
US president: Bullshit. One
of my kids recently became very rebellious and ran to you
front door. I ordered you to send him back, but you let him
slip away to your neighbour's frontyard - I want to know
Chinese vice premier (head
reeling, seeing more starts): This - is, because - my lord
- humm - I, I - now I left Guangdong,
and, and live in Beijing,
that is very far from Hong Kong, hum, I seldom go to front
door and, and didn't know what the guards, the guards did
to your kid.
A Chinese delegate: Mr.
President, we also have wanted some naughty kids who led
to the death of their brothers and sisters but you allowed
them to run into your bedroom and hide them in your toilet,
for instance East
Turkistan's Rebiya Kadeer and Falun
Gong's Li Hongzhi.
US president: Let me tell you
something. It is up to me to determine which kids are good
kids and which kids are bad kids.
The Chinese delegate: The Snowden kid
hurts no one and killed nobody, but tries to stop you from stalking
and harming our kids and your kids and all the kids in
US president (to Chinese vice
premier): Who is this guy? Does he have any idea to whom
he is talking?
Chinese foreign minister (to
Chinese delegate): Don't you understand it is very wrong
to criticise American government? We are "一荣俱荣
一损俱损" (being bound together for good or ill).
The Chinese delegate: So
Chinese people will have to pay price for the US' ill acts
Iraq, bombing Pakistan, spying the world as well as arms
sell to Taiwan, military support to Japan, air strike of
Chinese embassy and mid-air collision with Chinese aircraft,
US president (to his assistant):
Very well, very well. Tell the Congress, I'll sign the bill
Taiwan to gain a seat in the International Civil Aviation
Organization, and, and, I'll force Chinese
companies to provide US federal regulators with audit papers.
Chinese vice premier: I'll
prosecute him back home like we
did to Bo Xilai, I promise. Don't get angry with me,
please, don't divorce me? That will be very very - expensive,
think how much it has cost Rupert Murdoch when he divorced
his Chinese wife, that is billions of dollars, please, please
not to divorce me.
US president: Don't tell me
what I should do.
Chinese vice premier: I would
never have dreamed of telling you what to do, but, my lord,
could you please, "please tell me how I am supposed
to live without you! Now that I've been lovin' you so long,
how am I supposed to live without you, how am I supposed
to carry on when all that I've been livin' for is gone -"
US president: Silence! Now
you get out of my White
Chinese vice premier: O, "I
didn't come here for cryin', didn't come here to breakdown.
It's just a
dream of mine is coming to an end, and how can I blame
you. When I build my world around, the hope that one day
we'd be so much more than friends. And I don't wanna know
the price I'm gonna pay for dreaming" to be your wife
US president: Stop singing
Michael Bolten and stop calling yourself my wife - I have
wife at home and, thank God, she is a proper woman. What
are you? An eunuch or a shemale? Tell you what, you are not
even qualified to be my concubine.
Russian President: My dare
American partner, I have this latest piece of intelligence
US President: Ya? What is it?
Russian President: Your run-away
kid likes my home better than yours.
US President: Ar-ha, ar-ha,
I know, I know that.
Russian President: He formally
asked me to let him stay.
US President: Aha, yeah -
Russian President: Now you
listen carefully, I don't want to harm you, my dare American
partner, but I can't bear seeing a kid to be abused by his
parent - I don't know about you, but I'm a believer of human
rights and child protection.
US president: Yeah, yeah, so
Russian president: So it is
not unlikely that I may let him stay, for a while at least,
until you have learned how to be a decent human being and
a good parent, do you get my point?
US president: Aha, aha- shit!
What if I request you to return him back to me?
Russian president: I guess
I'll have to turn down your request, my dear partner.
US president: That's tough,
I don't like it.
Russian president: I know,
I know how you fell, I'm sorry, but, that's the way of life!
Now, what are you gonna do? To help Chechnya to gain a seat
in the International Civil Aviation Organization? Or to force
Russian companies to provide US federal regulators with audit
US president: Well, I can tell
you that your refusal will certainly have a negative consequence
to US-Russia relationship.
ML (commented on Russia Today):
Let's see what Russia-US relations we are discussing:
- US provided support to terrorists in Chechnya
- US provided support to Georgia that attacked Russian
peacekeepers and civilians
- US puts missiles on Russian borders
- US attacks Russia's allies by sending/supporting/arming
- US is waging propaganda war against Russia - Magnitsky
- US funds and provides media and other support for anti-government
groups in Russia
So what exactly may become worse? Could anyone name a single
result of so-called 'Russia-US relations' that is accidentally
good for Russia and worth bothering about?
Russian president: Did you
hear what that guy said? Do you want me to repeat it for
US president: That wouldn't
be necessary, umph, I guess I'll cope. Bug me, why you are
my Russian partner not my Chinese concubine!