Hi, baby, he's your new daddy.
O no, he's the guy who stalked you, broke
into our home, stole
your money, beat you up, why do you wanna marry the world's
biggest villain like him?
Because, baby, after I‘ve married him, he'll
know all my secret, so he will have no need to stalk me;
he'll live here, so he will have no need to broke into house;
we'll have a joint bank account and all my money will be
his, so he will no longer steal my money.
He will bash you more often ...
But if he kills me he is also killing his
own wife, so it will be his lose too.
If you really wanna marry him, you go ahead,
leave me alone.
Don't be so ridiculous baby, you are almost
as nasty as Chinese kids.
What has it to do with Chinese kids?
Those pests refuse to call Obama daddy
after China's vice premier Wang Yang married the world's
most powerful man and got the US Treasury Secretary as
his brother-in-law (铁哥们).