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Chinese Premier's Naked Parade

5 March 2013
 

 
 
 
     

At China's 12th National People's Congress Conference which started yesterday, out going premier Wen Jiabao delivered his last annual report, bluffing the monumental achievements his government has accomplished. However, his self-congratulation is greeted with ridicule and his delivery of the report is described by Chinese public as emperor's naked parade. The following are some typical comments we collected online:

Wen Jiabao beats housing price hike

矮的猥琐-复活: 他,最懂幽默,报告的每一句话,听起来都像笑话。还是一个童话作家,将政府工作报告,写成了最牛逼的童话故事。

Wen Jiabao is no doubt a comedy maestro. Every line in his report sounds like a great joke. He is also a master fantasy novelist who can turn real life tragedy into a tall fairytale.

占豪 (China's celebrity political/economic/military commentator specialised in international affairs): 号外:"房价上涨势头被有效遏制住了!"总理:"过去五年,我国坚持搞好房地产市场调控不动摇,遏制了房价过快上涨势头。"CCTV画外音:2007年,北京二手房均价8900人民币;2012年,北京二手房均价26000人民币;全国房价,环比连涨9个月!

Wen Jiabao: In the past five years, the trend of housing price hike has been brought under control.

Reality: In 2007, the average price of a second-hand dwelling was 8,900 RMB/SQM; five years later in 2012, it jumped to 26,000 RMB/SQM, which is more than 300% of increase. All over the country the housing price keeps hiking for nine consecutive months so far!

耐心的:睁着眼睛说话s是我们人们瞎了眼 .

Either he is a liar or we are all blind.

日本太郎的做派足法

Wen Jiabao bows out of China's political stage

青蛤蜊:这话他敢说我都不好意思听,脸皮比城墙还厚!!!

I feel so embarrassed to listen to that prank. It appears his hypocrisy knows no bounds.

股游天涯:见过不要脸的,没见过这么不要脸的.

I've met someone in my life who could be extremely unscrupulous, but never seen anything quite like this.

观澜漪:历史上的笑柄!

He will go down history as a piece of laughingstock for sure!

天喝咖啡:吹个牛皮、讲个笑话你也有意见?不和谐了吧!

You guys are so critical. He just tried to tell a funny joke to entertain everybody.

海宝宝OceanBaby:哈哈。。。。笑死。。。真是个大笑话啊

Goodness me ... I'm gonna die laughing ... that is indeed a big joke.

 
 
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两个买办,一对混蛋

一个是天津卫日伪族中的二代嫡传,
一个是小岗村走出的第十九条好汉。
若说没奇缘,今生咱两都宰国;
若说有奇缘,如何被人骂买办?
一个温水煮你城市青蛙没商量呀,
一个立刻抢你铁路耕地不迟缓。
一个是被胁迫,
一个是纯自愿。
想国中尚余多少公产儿,
怎禁得市场步步到逼,
外资年年收揽!

But the link between the backstage and the front stage has been established. Out gong Wen Jiabao and in coming Li Keqiang share the same political and economic believes and views as their consultant and mentor Li Yining.

Some of Li Yining's famous (or infamous ) quotes:

"Is the wealth gap between rich and poor in China too big? Certainly not, in fact, it’s still not big enough. Only when we further increase the gap, socioeconomic advancement of the nation can then be achieved."

"If national assets were a bowl of rice, we should spit on it."

"In order for the economic reform to succeed, we have no choice but to sacrifice an entire generation, that is 30 million old workers."

"800 million peasants and redundant workers are China’s huge assets, since their consistent presence under the current condition is necessary for the happy lives of the rich few."

"China is in the middle phase of the development. We’ll have to go through the heavy industry stage, during which the pollution to the environment is unavoidable. But so what, we’ve gained the economic benefits."

"I call for the full abolition of old-age pensions, unemployment benefits, compensations for work-related injuries and all other welfare payments, that's the way to make people stick to their jobs."

4日下午,李克强参加了经济、农业界委员联组会。厉以宁、钱**、何**等十几位委员就深化改革、经济稳定、农业经营体制创新等分别发言。李说:突出结构调整这个主攻方向,运用好市场倒逼和政策激励,突出改革开放这个关键。我国粮食产量已经“九连增”[如此为什么大量进口转基因食品?],推动农业科技创新[转基因技术],发展多种形式规模经营[土地私有化及兼并],提高农业生产效率和产业化水平,推进统筹城乡发展。希望政协委员们[其恩师并贪腐大老虎厉以宁]发挥专业优势,建言献策。

李克强当政,农民起义其未远也。


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