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It's a deal - Time for the party

9 November 2013
 
Zoelick and Li Keqiang

Zoelick: I've failed the US economy, and I'm sure I can duplicate my failure with Chinese economy. Do you realise that?

Li Keqiang: I do, but who cares. As long as it is good for you good for me good for your Wall Street's profit earning good for my wife's amateurish book's selling good for your Jewish state's ambition good for my daughter's dream of immigration, all are worthwhile.

The third plenum of the 18th CCP central committee is to commence today

Kerry:
Hiya Keqiang! Do you wanna go for a ride?

Keqiang:
Sure Kerry!

Kerry:
Jump In...

Keqiang:
I'm a party boy, in the party world,
Live on plastic food,
It's a fantastic thought!
You can dye my hair,
Undress me everywhere,
Imagination, my life is your creation.

Zoelick:
Come on China boy, let's go party!

Keqiang:
I'm a black eye-ringed boy,
In a genetically modified country,
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your boy.

Zoelick:
You're my doll, rock'n'roll,
Feel the glamour in black and pinky,
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky...

Keqiang:
You can touch, you can play,
If you say: "You are always my boy".

Zoelick:
Come on boy, let's go party!

Keqiang:
Ah-ah-ah-yeah!

Kerry:
Come on boy, let's go party!

Keqiang:
Uu-oooh-u

Zoelick:
Come on boy, let's go party!

Keqiang:
Ah-ah-ah-yeah

Zoelick:
Come on boy, let's go party!

Keqiang:
Uu-oooh-u -
Make me walk your path,
Make me speak English,
Do whatever you please,
I can act like a con artist,
I can beg on my knees.

Zoelick:
Come jump in, panda friend,
Let us do it again,
Hit the People's Great Hall,
Muck around like a fool,
Let's go party.

Keqiang:
Oh, I'm having so much fun!

Kerry:
Well China boy,
We're just getting started.

Keqiang:
Oh, I love you Zoelick,
And love you Kerry!

 
 
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