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A Spine Made of Steel?

22 September 2012
 

Japan refused to return WWII trophy Diaoyu Islands to China and traded it among itself, so --

Chinese people held mass protests and boycott Japanese products, so --

Chinese government announced names of geographic entities on Diaoyu Islands, so --

China's top spokesman premier Wen Jiabao declared that in terms of Diaoyu Islands, his spine is made of steel and he will never step back ("铮铮铁骨,毫不退让"), so ---

The descendants of the war criminals organized a funeral procession-style rally to express their fury over China's mouthpiece that is made of steel, so ---

A father-in-law of a Japanese and a Chinese diplomatic heavyweight announced he will chair a state-sponsored friendship party to celebrate the 40th anniversary of a love affair between a rabbit and a wolf, so ---

Japanese military police landed on China's Diaoyu Islands as part of the celebration and to check if someone's spine is indeed made of steel, so ---

They found no steel or iron ore mine but ocean water, so --

There they were, so --

Here are what some Chinese said at club.china.com about the unexpected visit by the fully armed Japanese guests to the Diaoyu Islands:

没二奶郁闷

我们的铮铮铁嘴呢???????

Where is China's top spokesman with a mouth made of steel?

迷你小*狼

人民看着你的铁骨那?!不知你如何铮铮呀!?日本鬼子已经再次登岛了!!!

His spine is made of mud.

*江钓叟

不退半步先生,人家已经上岛了。脸往哪儿搁?

Mr Step-Back-Not, Japs have showed up on the frontline, where have you stepped back to?

c**999

因警力不足[为了保卫18大?- Multipletext],我国固有领土聘请日本警察执法!

Chinese police are all too busy to defend the 18th Party Conference, so the government hired Japanese cops to defence Chinese territory.

索罗斯

鬼子警察上岛的油都是天朝送的吧.

Is the fuel that sent Japanese cops to the islands the patrol given to them for free after the earthquake [by Wen Jiabao]?

 
 
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Japanese military cops landed on China's Diaoyu Islands on 21 September after Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao proclaimed in Europe that the nation's integrity and sovereignty are more important than anything else.

"铮铮铁骨,毫不退让" (这是说谁呢?)

日本警察:唐大人,我们登岛拜访,代表你女婿参加中日友好40周年庆祝会来了,不要误会哦。

唐大人:哪里的话。这是我给我女儿的嫁妆,名义上是我家的,实际上是你家的。不要拘束,请随地坐吧,想米西米西就米西米西。

What Chinese Say

About the Japanese father-in-law:

****

老T!堂堂大国委员,好端端的一个大姑娘,没人逼没人抢,硬是自愿送到东洋山达根,给小日本做老婆啦?你就是这样开展中日邦交呀!目前钓魚島日益发酵,反正你女已经搭进去了,您可别再推让咱们领土钓鱼島!

杰克船长1974:

还要把钓鱼岛当陪嫁吗?

baosha100:

想做外公也要看人家想不想认。。

蚂蚁搬家G:

再乱发声,我们只能认为你是为你女儿谋取利益,在为日本谋取利益,因为你女儿是日本人。从中国的角度讲,这是卖国。

Multipletext:

有人说胡锦涛一心立党为公,看看他崇敬的人(乱邦小丑胡耀邦)、倚重的人(伺膳太监兼国际财团内应兼抑汉语推英语的李克强、秉笔太监兼宫廷权斗专家王沪宁令计划、司礼太监兼丧权辱国的戴秉国、唐家璇...)、纵容的人(买办兼强推转基因亡国灭种的温家宝、受贿孟三都与黑社会勾结的、孙政财)和参与迫害的人(民族英雄薄熙来),你信吗?

胡但凡尚余一丝为国为民之心,就应该停止因一己一派的私利支持或无德或无能甚或私通外敌的败类把持国之利器。


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