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Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao's Love-hate Affairs
家宝恩仇记

7 June2012
 

Premier Wen Jiabao with US President
对敌人象春天般温暖

Barack Obama: How is the progress?

Wen Jiabao: Yeah Sir, pLease allow me to report it to you in details .......

奥:说说吧,局势进展怎么样了?

:是,是, 我正要向您汇报呢,现在的局势是,我美一路顺利推进,共军正在节节溃退...

Premier Wen Jiabao with Chinese Minister
对同志象冬天般冷酷

Bo Xilai: I'll have to double check if there are any mistakes.

Wen Jiabao: Oh no, he's going to find out my tricks. Li, please help!

Biderberg: Hold your tongue! He's a valuable sleeping log and must not be exposed before securing a top job. We'll send another Li for you.

薄:不行,我还得再核查一遍。

温:八格牙路,皇协军的一点猫腻全让你给兜出来了,我不早晚把你做了我不姓温,珍的,不信你世世看。彼爷,您帮我把这心愿了了吧,我一定加倍用中国利益回报。

彼:不用客气,薄是我们共同的敌人,救你就是救我们自己。

温:小李子,咱干爹答应了,快帮忙,他可是你上位的头号威胁哦。

彼:你个魂淡,瞎咋呼啥,你想把我们在中国的未来毁了吗?彼爷手下小李子小林子一大串,喏,这个贼眉鼠眼的,你看成不成?

温:成,成,这个小李子的英语说得比那个小李子好多了,连我这个只会说"today morning"的人都能分出高下来。

彼:你看你又洋盘了,这就是放着正经书不读,整天在故作沉思状的读者堆里混的结果。他英语好又怎么样,再好还能好过ABC? ABC英语好又怎么样,哪个土生土长的美国人不是一口流利的英格利希?我们把这个小李子推出来是因为他除了当面撒谎的勇气可嘉,其它没什么本事,就跟你一个档次,基本就是个炮灰,废了也不可惜。行了,你们俩遥相呼应,好好干吧,别再让我失望。

 
 
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