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Bilderbergers Hold Training Sessions in China

14 June 2012

中国 = 舌尖上的美国

Hillary Clinton, a VIP Bilderberger, coaches Dai, a Chinese high official who openly claimed that the country's stability is more important than the national sovereignty, on how to compel Chinese people to blind obedience to authority (坚决拥护党中央):

"Theodore Roosevelt, our national hero and a Nobel peace prize laureate, once said: Extermination of the Indians and thefts of their lands were ultimately beneficial as they were inevitable. Why? Because ... I may don’t go so far as to think that the only good Indians are dead Indians, but I believe nine out of ten are, and I shouldn't like to inquire too closely into the case of the tenth. My dear Dai, do you get Roosevelt's point?"

Dai: "I guess so, Ma'am, if over a billion Chinese citizens have the same living patterns as Australians and Americans do right now then all of us are in for a very miserable time."

Hillary: "Aha, yeah, yeah, aha ..."

Wen: "Can I add one more point, Ma'am? The point I’ve tried to make is we can’t, we can’t allow China to wait until it finds its own solution, therefore I think if the world population needs to be reduced to Bilderberg targeted 2 billions, we should assume only good Chinese are dead Chinese."

Hillary (lifts her eyebrows in amazement): "You are always slow, how come today morning you come so quick?"

Wen: "I was just coached by your pre-pre-pre- ... -predecessor at Purple Light Terrace in Middlesouth Sea last last afternoon."

Hillary's pre-pre-...-predecessor: "Hi, everyone!"

Wen: "Dr. K, I heard Bilderberg's decided to switch American horse, but why?"

Hillary's pre-pre-...-predecessor: "It doesn't matter the man is black or white, as long as he can provide cash, sorry, fish to fat cats he's a good man."

Wen: "What will happen to my investment then, for Universal Value's sake, I've done you a big favour by giving you guys over 1 trillion USD, and I don't even expect you to repay, that's an astronomical amount of money ..."

Hillary's pre-pre-...-predecessor: "C'mon, that's not your money, for Marcus Aurelius' sake! That's 1.4 billion Chinese people's money - each Chinese only needs to contribute $1,000 for America and that's it."

Wen: "But ... I once held umbrella for you, remember? Don't you think that's a huge favour?"

Hillary's pre-pre-... -predecessor: "You love to hold umbrella anyway, even when there is no rain no sun - don't presume I wouldn't notice that."

Wen (tearfully looks up to the stars but only sees the ceiling of the Purple Light Terrace): "O, where are you, Heavens, it's so cruel if you guys are going to drop me like a hot potato! Why don't you believe me - I will be a good ceiling designer (顶层设计师)..."

Hillary's pre-pre-... -predecessor: "It's irrelevant whether you are good at demolishing other people's homes by force or building your own government blocks into palaces. I only believe free market and competition, and I suggest you to read Darwin's Theory Of Evolution at least 100 times to learn about the law of natural selection. Remember, the new world under Bilderberg will be strictly ruled by the law."


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