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Premier Wen after Wenzhou Bullet Train Crash

29 May 2012
 

Wen: Now we've got the culprit punished by kicking him out of the CCP.

Victim: You sure you've got the right man?

Wen: No question about that.

Victim: But he left his ministerial post half a year before the accident and has been locked behind the bars ever since.

Wen: But, this is what my fair lady Ma, the discipline chief, told me.

Victim: She's part of your gang, and would only tell you what you asked her to tell.

Wen: But, if I don't ask her to tell me this, what else I should ask her to tell?

Victim: You can ask her to tell you, for example, this is the responsibility of the current minister, and more so, the responsibility of the boss of the current and the former ministers. That boss must be made to pay for his staff member's mistake, just like how you've made Bo Xilai to pay for whatever Wang Lijun allegedly has done.

Wen: That's right. Justice must be served. Tell me then, who's that boss? I'll bring a manslaughter charge against him, and against his wife too ... no, make it a murder charge. Tell me his name, don't be afraid.

Victim: It's you, Mr Wen Jiabao.

- Premier Wen is an all round stage actor who can play whatever the role that he needs to play.

- What he should do (like to perform as a premier), he can't do; what he shouldn't do (like to perform as a stage actor), he has done brilliantly.

Handy Info: This is a luxury apartment building in Weierxia Avenue, Taiping Bridge, Fengtai district, Beijing, partially owned by the Central Commission for Discipline Inspection. Many units are unoccupied as a sizable number of the families are living overseas.

 
 
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Premier Wen Jiabao is now widely regarded as China's best performing artist.

What Chinese Say

About Premier Wen's performing talent

一*人**宴:

宝宝爱哭泣,表演有能力。
从政屈了才,应该去唱戏。
戏中演秦相,形神很相似。
此戏必定火,人人都满意。

*天*道:

人人都满意,其实是放屁。
公知忙背书,洋奴当戏迷,
奸商作鼓手,恶媒管提词。
劝君早醒悟,不作人戏衣。

What Chinese Say

About China's political comedy:

Do you know what is the most ridiculous thing in the world? That is when we all know the truth, they are still try to lie to us.

Do you know what is the most most ridiculous thing in the world? That is when we all know the truth, and they also know we all know the truth, but they still try to lie to us.

Do you know what is the most most most ridiculous thing in the world? That is when we all know the truth, and they also know we all know the truth, and they also know we know they try to lie to us, yet they still try to lie to us.


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