We share ... Chinese Premier Wen
Jiabao invited the heads of Japan and South
Korea, two major China antagonists in Asia, to share China
cake which is made by China's 99% but not shared by
China's 99% because Wen wants to save it for his personal
objectives in politics and in economy.
President: If you're sincere about sharing,
you should send your unassailable city administration
force (城管) to prevent Chinese fishermen from approaching
fishing areas in the Yellow Sea.
Chinese Premier: The
force has heavy Stability Preservation tasks at the moment,
as we have too many US Embassy gate-crashers lately, ever
since Bo Xilai's police chief was tricked into that compound.
Last week, an old couple from Henan traveled to Beijing and
tried to enter the embassy, without success, of course, and
my Stability Preservation men had to take them back and lock
them up - just too much work. How about like this, you can
keep harassing, arresting, torturing Chinese fishermen and
sentencing them to prison for as long as you wish, I'll turn
a blind eye to whatever you may do.
SK President: Sounds
good to me.
Japanese PM: Now
it should be my turn. Listen, if you're sincere about sharing,
you ought to give away China's sovereign rights on Diaoyu
Islands for free.
Chinese Premier: We
two who and who? You people are my
old family friends for Amaterasu-ōmikami's sake! I miss
you guys soooooooo much, and I've already made a promise
that whatever you do to China I will never get upset. Say
my father's cousin, that uncle
of mine, the former Tianjin Mayor - remember him? Yah,
he once worked for His Majesty the divine
descendant of the sun goddess and died for the sacred imperial
course. I've also noticed that in some parts of Tokyo
level is even higher than in the Chernobyl Exclusion
Zones immediately after the nuclear power plant disaster,
and it is possible that one day the entire Japan might be
rendered inhabitable, while Diaoyu Islands alone won't be
enough to accommodate over 100 million Japanese populations
.... Look, I've quietly worked on a mission that is to vacant
the land of China through stringent one
child policy enforced by mainly Manchu and ethnic Korean
directors, and through forcing Chinese people to eat gmo
food that will reduce their reproduction capacities.
Trust me, before long ... you know ... Oh, why my eyes are
forever wet with tear, cuz my love for this land is so dear
Japanese PM: Oh,
no, you almost make me cry. All right, a Japanese
newspaper will publish a fake interview against your
political enemy ...