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The Tale of an umbrella

29 May 2012
 

It rains, but this guy has no umbrella, so he uses a leaf to keep himself dry

It doesn't rain, but this guy has an umbrella, so he uses it to keep himself in shadow

What Chinese Say

About Premier Wen Jiabao's umbrella show:

bai***bai*:

就这把伞的上面下雨吗?老天啊

 

半杯水**:

一人打伞,天下无语(雨)

 

不*如*6:

打上天上就看不见他。

He must reckon like this Heaven wouldn't be able to see what he's doing.

 

li***gu*6:

怕见阳光

He's too scared to be exposed under the sun.

 

*酒壶**油:

总理打的是一把什么保护伞?

 

**d:

黑保护伞

 

耶*耶**灵:

还是歪的

 

lov**ma**:

向世人宣示:别动我,我有保护伞, 还是洋伞!

 

冬*热夏*冷**:

伞=闪,开溜?

 

x*x*5*7:

一伞遮民心,一相孤天下

What Chinese Say

About Premier Wen's performing talent

一*人**宴:

宝宝爱哭泣,表演有能力。
从政屈了才,应该去唱戏。
戏中演秦相,形神很相似。
此戏必定火,人人都满意。

 

*天*道:

人人都满意,其实是放屁。
公知忙背书,洋奴当戏迷,
奸商作鼓手,恶媒管提词。
劝君早醒悟,不作人戏衣。

 
 
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胶*很*用:

3.15以后,人民不爱看戏了

*武:

:多难未必兴邦,多演注定穿邦


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