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Two Little guys' plot against the Giant
一对宝货

25 December 2012
 

小宝和小强 - 一对宝货对上眼了

小宝要查账,小强来帮腔,
重点审重庆,目的为栽赃。
我买美人纸,你建经适房,
我购转基因,你种有机粮。
处处来做对,事事不相让,

只为中国筹,不为美国想,
眼界太狭窄,心胸欠宽广,
得罪洋大人,惹怒讼棍党。
获奖美邦,你镣铐锒铛
敛财百亿,你家破人伤。
唯民心之潮,我难以阻挡,
赞你是英雄,骂我是奸相。
你若不完败,我必上法场,
家产被充公,子孙去逃亡;
小强露马脚,凄凉回凤阳
一枕梦黄粮,共济唯小岗。
生死或存亡,在此一本帐!
查账啦,查账!
别怕得罪人民,给我硬上!
别愁没有证据,发挥想象!

What Chinese Say

About Premier Wen Jiabao's address to a national auditing work conference in Beijing on 24 December in which He asked the auditors to "Rectify oneself before rectifying anyone else", "Do not compromise your principle" and "Have courage to tackle tough stuff":

C*Y

YD又跳出来羞辱老百姓的智商了!

This two faced man jumped out again to humiliate Chinese people's intelligence [very much like his henchmen from falungong - a terrorist organization specialised in mental extortion both online and on street - Multipletext].

*疯子

我觉得温总是急了,自己反正是洗不干净了,就说正人先正己,你们谁是干净的你们就来整我,自己不干净凭什么说我?

I think Premier Wen is in a panic mood. He knew there is no way he can ever be cleaned of the corruption accusations, so he comes out to say "rectify yourself before rectifying someone else" - He is threatening anyone who might attempt to investigate the corruption allegations against him. Are you clean yourself? If not in what capacity you should judge me?

wel******99

估计是被逼急了,坊间都苦苦追寻271,人民艺术家就只能放话说了,要整我可以,你们整我时,难道你们自己是干净的吗?

The overwhelming calls from the general public to investigate into his 27-billions case makes him nuts.

ma**o

高层几个家属大曝光,两个教授一个歌唱家,这么搞瘟胆战心惊,唯一指望的是第3代里有大佬也不干净怕受牵连会保他。这两天张维迎也在替瘟鼓噪要以18大为界限,既往不咎。

These couple of days economist Zhang (one of China's most corrupted economists - Multipletext) went to public proposing not to prosecute anyone who stole public assets before November 2012. It's obvious he is trying to help Wen to escape the consequence.

sky*****er

脸皮可真厚啊!

Wen Jiabao's facial skin is thicker than the Great Wall.

毕*

下面的反贼已经对上对子了: 擒贼先擒王!

Someone here already got an answer about how to rectify oneself before rectifying anyone else: investigate yourself before investigating anyone else.

These two phrases make a perfect couplet.

小**风

横批:贼喊捉贼。

I've also got an intel for the couplet: A chief cries "stop chief".

 
 
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温家宝:要独立审计,敢于碰硬的,正人先正己。

审计员:报告总理,扭腰报记者指控您有27亿美刀还不止,我打算先查您的账。

温家宝:混帐!你是我的部下 ... 我一前秘书不是跳下楼去了吗?

审计员:您不是说正人先正己嘛,还让我独立..什么嘛...

温家宝:扭腰扭出的是谣啄,现在明白了我为什么不给他们续记者许可证了吧?


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