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Messy power lines
Barack Obama met Dalai Lama on Saturday. The national feelings
of many Chinese are hurt, not by the meeting, but by the
statement of Chinese foreign ministry who claimed that the
meeting "seriously huts the national feelings of the
Chinese people".
No, we are not hurt, not a bit - those Chinese say - because
we are not in love with America, and we have no feelings
towards that country, not at all. Instead, for what America
has done to us, right from the Eight
Power Allied Forces, Korean
War, Tiananmen
coup, mid-air collision, embassy
bombing, Lhasa
riot, Urumqi
massacre, Yellow
Sea provocation to Jasmine
revolution, we fully understand that the United States
is our biggest threat and vicious enemy.
Who is Dalai Lama? A former slave
owner, a former collaborator
of German Nazi and a former CIA
employee for 20 years. And, he is still a pilgrim of
Yasukuni house where fourteen class A Japanese war criminals
are enshrined, and he is still a supporter
of Iraqi war orchestrated by the guys who have been
accused of war crimes.
And who is Barack Obama? The boss of CIA whose
mission is of doing whatever it can to hurt China, physically
(through the means of military and economy)
and mentally (by way of smearing and
humiliation).
Now the CIA boss met with a CIA veteran staff member, asking
whether the old man is short of bread and bacon, and maybe
also discussing briefly what further assistance the retired
warrior can offer to the organization, just like President
Hu Jintao from time to time would visit some veteran Chinese
Volunteer Army soldiers, enquiring if they are short
of rice and tofu, and probably also singing March
Song with them: "雄赳赳气昂昂，打败美帝野心狼".
It's a conventional staff management practice, why should
anyone get upset about or feel hurt with?! Unless, of course,
you have foolishly fallen in love with your enemy! And because
you hold an unrequited love for your killer, therefore when
the killer holds a gun to your sibling's head, you can still
hold your nerve to chant a ditty full of sentiment and affection:
Uh Ohhhhh Baby, baby
Uh Ohhhhh Baby, baby
Uh Ohhhhh Baby, baby
Uh Ohhhhh, Uh Ohhhhh
You done hurt me, broke my heart
Played me like a fool
And I know two wrongs [Obama and Dalai] don’t
make it right
But you done hurt me, you done hurt me
So many times in my mind
I done planed it out already,
And all the things I’ve done [buy your toilet paper
that you call bonds, open my bedroom to you that you say
is your market place]
You should be feelin’ bad too
It’s like they say
Misery loves company [Obama: I
feel great. What's wrong with you guys? You must be crazy,
you definitely are!]
You know, I know [Obama: Know
what?]
Nothing, I finally figured it out [Obama (lifts
his brows): Yeah? Like what?]
You done hurt me [Obama: Oh,
just this? So what? That's exactly what I wanna do. There
is no way the planet can sustain both of us. If over
a billion Chinese citizens have the same living patterns
as Australians and Americans do right now then all of
us are in for a very miserable time. Now you know why
I hate you and want to destroy you, get it?]
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