Her Majesty, Lady of the Most Noble Order of the Goddess
of Liberty, Lady of the Most Ancient Order of Yin-yang
Taichi, Defender of the most exclusive ABCD* Faith, Revered
Consort of His Majesty King Bill J Clinton the First, the
Most High, Most Mighty and Most Excellent Queen Step-mother
of the World Empire of Anglosphere Hillary
Diane Rodham Clinton I delivers American
message to the world audience in China's Shenzhen:
My dear global citizens, this warm speech is about a summer
As you all have experienced, summer makes
you headache; and you may also know headache can only be
cured by snake
oil; and now I must tell you that no snake oil is better
in quality than the one genetically modified in American
laboratory inserted with beneficial Bt
toxin and nutritious ABCD*
This is why I want to congratulate boys here in Shenzhen.
You have thrown people who challenge
the snake oil into prison and have promoted the business
who sell the snake oil as a major
sponsor to your abundant sporting events. It was a time
when I was concerned that you might backtrack the deal under
the mounting public pressure. Now I'm pleased that you've
stuck to your guns like all brave mercenary warriors did
before you in defending the alien interest against whoever.
You shall never underestimate what an international sporting
event can achieve in helping distributing the snake oil to
people from all over the world, from all walks of life and
from all age groups. I want once again to say this to you:
Thank you! You've made my day.
Wish you, and all those who love the snake oil, a very happy
* ABCD: American-British-Christian-style Democracy.