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Clinton:
OMG, this is so cruel.
Obama:
Shut up 'n' stop pretending,
I know what you are capable of.
Clinton:
No, I'm not capable of
forgiving my husband if he marries four more women behind
my back.
Obama:
I only see two towers
in fire on the screen, how come you can see Osama and his
five wives? Are we watching the same video?
Osama:
Mr. President, this is
a valuable piece of information: According to my observation,
you are watching An American Coup, but she's viewing Loose Change. By the way, can you please tell her
to stop assassinating my character? I did it according
to our Laws, I am not doing it behind my wife's back.
Obama:
OMG, you are behind MY
back! Fxxk you guards, how did you do your security job!
That's it, I'm out of here!
By the way, do you have more questions?
Alex Newman:
(Author of Media
Scrambles as Bin Laden story Crumbles, published
on thenewamerican.com)
Yes, Mr. President.
Why, in the absence of a fire fight,
would U.S. forces put a bullet through the brain supposedly
containing the most valuable intelligence on the planet?
What if bin Laden knew where that alleged nuclear bomb in Europe was located that was set to detonate
after his capture or death? None of those questions have
been addressed so far.
全副武装的美国特种部队为什么要对着赤手空拳的拉登的脑袋开枪？既然美国政府认定拉登是恐怖大亨，与9.11及几乎当今所有世界上最恐怖的事件有关，为什么故意把这价值连城的线索切断？美国人怎么就一点都不怕因拉登被杀而导致欧洲被核爆？是他们早就知道欧洲核弹是个传说（怎么知道的，为什么假装不知道）？还是他们根本就巴不得欧洲被炸？
Paul Craig Roberts:
(senior official in the former
Reagan administration, author of The Agendas
Behind the bin Laden News Event)
The entire episode could just be another
event like the August 4, 1964, Gulf of Tonkin event that
never happened but succeeded in launching open warfare against North Vietnam at a huge cost to Americans and Vietnamese and
enormous profits to the military/security complex.
Do you agree with me, Mr. President?
这整个事件和1964年8月4日的北部湾事件非常相似。那天在北部湾其实什么也没发生，但美国政府利用这个借口发动了越南战争，结果是美国付出了沉重的人命、财力和国家安全上的代价。
Al Jazeera:
A man who owned the house
next to Osama supposed compound doesn’t believe anything
ever happened as claimed by Obama. “To be honest, it’s
not true,” he told us.
Why did he say that, Mr.
President?
一住在传说中拉登大宅隔壁的巴基斯坦人告诉半岛电视台：“实话告诉你吧，这儿什么都没有发生过。”
Nothing happened, they were watching Mickey Mouse
cartoon in the situation room, what a spectacular show,
hahaha...
Obama should be
awarded Nobel Prize in Literature for the best fiction novel
2011
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