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Boy, am I the driver? How come the engine doesn't
move?
Because you're on the
wrong position, baby. Why you try to direct the train from
an outsider's perspective?
Because I haven't got my nappy to cover my ass
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Now I remember you - you
are that Fart Guy Waiter.
I do wait but don't fart.
Yes you fart, and fart
a lot. Whenever you drink too much oily milk, you would
fart, and whenever you fart, the Earth would shudder.
Do I? Gee, now I remember too. I'm so powerful,
am I? You should be fearful of me, very fearful.
We are, all of us, as
always.
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The Following Is a Piece of Urban
Myth Related to China's All Powerful SDRC (State
Development and Reform Commission)
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April 13,
2010, SDRC raised oil price;
April 13, 2010, the Earth quaked in
Qinghai Province of China at scale 7.1.
October 25,
2010, SDRC raised the oil price;
October 25, 2010, the Earth quaked
in Sumatra of Indonesia at scale 7.2.
February 20,
2011, SDRC raised oil price;
February 20, 2011, the Earth quaked
in Christ Church of New Zealand at scale 6.5.
March 11, 2011,
SDRC raised oil price;
March 11, 2011, the Earth quaked in
Tohoku of Japan at scale 9.
April 7, 2011,
SDRC raised oil price;
April 7, 2011, the Earth quaked in
Veracruz of Mexico at scale 6.7 and near Tokyo
of Japan at scale 7.4.
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