Mao Zedong: We must not show cowardice in front of beasts. We should learn from Wu Song the Tiger Beater. In the eye of Wu Song, beasts are beasts; whether you upset them or not, they will not give up their attempt on your life. When a beast pounces on you, you either kill the beast or are killed by the beast. No other way round.

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China Is Now CIA's No. 1 Target

28 February 2011
 

How to Become A CIA Agent - Recruitment Advertisements
中情局招工广告:

你想成为一名中情局特务吗?如有兴趣请按照以下所示步骤申请:

Step 1: Become familiar with job

第一步:了解中情局是干什么的

Step 2: Obtain college degree

第二步:拿一个学位,至少本科

Step 3: Learn a foreign language

Learn a foreign language, such as Mandarin, Arabic, or Farsi. Agents who are fluent in these languages are always in high demand.

第三步:学一门外语,比如汉语普通话、阿拉伯语或。。我们非常需要能熟练掌握一门外语的特务

Step 4: Complete online application

第四:网上申请

Step 5: Search for suitable position and apply

第五部:搜索具体职位

Step 6: Be patient

第六步:耐心等待,我们需要彻查你的祖宗十八代。

Step 7: Prepare for tests

第七步:准备一系列严格的审查和测试。

Beware China, you have now become the #1 target of the global-dictator-regime and CIA, Central Intelligence Agency, also known as Central Interrogation Agency or Cocaine Import Agency.

对那些境内境外的公开身份的汉奸带路党,该抓的得抓,该判的得判,该杀的得杀,哪怕过了75岁 (想想犹太人是怎么对待老态龙钟的在逃纳粹份子的?别被带路党人和它们西方主子的花言巧语骗了)。五千年的文明、两千年的统一不能毁在现代吴三桂、当代汪精卫手里; 人类文明的未来不能毁在当代十字军、世界独裁国的手中。华夏的复兴是文明的希望,历史的必然。华夏顶住!

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    魔力花进行曲

    演唱者:王八丹
    表演地点:大妓院
    海报制作商:勃迅

    歌词:

    不是爱风尘,(其实更爱菊花啊)

    似被前缘误。(上了CIA贼船下不来了啊)

    花落花开自有时,(不要怪我们啊,魔力花本来就开不久的啊)

    总赖东君主。(米国主子啊,不要断了我们的津贴啊)

    去也终须去,(你还逼着我们再去啊)

    住也如何住!(能不能就此打住啊)

    若得菊花插满勃讯,(喂屎啊,你的家人在哪啊,中国要是魔力了,不能光让俺王八丹的家人五马分屎啊!)

    莫问奴归处。(……啊!)


     
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