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Was Fang Attacked? (2)

30 August 2010
 

打狗棍法:

It's Fang's show of self-promotion - 自我炒作

就算方妻是个绝对网虫即使在这种情况下也要上网发微博(比如打的去医院途中用手机所发)。。。她也绝不至于在那段文字中没表现出任何对老公伤势的担忧,反而先吹自己老公是什么“两袖清风,铁骨铮铮,为民除害,无怨无悔,更无所畏惧”,好像领导在给谁致悼词一般“政治正确”。。。更对案件经过的描述做了自信无比的精确描述“方舟子遭到两个埋伏歹徒的辣椒水和铁锤袭击,受轻伤”
(Just look at what the message posted by his so-called wife - full of bluff, sounded like a eulogy which should be read at his funeral; and the attack details are explained in such a way as if she was at the crime scene herself)

真正遇到这种事情的妻子们,发出来的消息大概应该是这样的风格:
“刚刚接到消息!我老公被人袭击了!!用的是铁锤和辣椒水!老公说他伤势不重,但我还是好担心好担心哟。。。我现在正在赶去医院,希望大家关注此事!帮助我们!!”

(A real wife under such circumstance would just report the incident briefly and tell everyone how much she is worried or upset and plea for help)

另外,方舟子既然现场逃脱,神志清醒、仅受轻伤,又没有丢失手机啥的,而且离“北京住所”很近。。。为什么不能自己发微博,却非要麻烦老婆“代替他发布这条微博”呢?
(Besides, Fang only suffered a minor injury. He still had his cell phone with him and he was near his home. Why was there a need for his wife to log into his twitter account to report the incident to the world?)

事实上,那微博的口气根本不象一个女人的,甚至根本不象一个外人的,反而象极了方舟子本人的口吻。
(In fact, the tone of the message doesn't really sound like from a woman, not even sound like from anyone else, but he himself.)

附“方舟子爱人”微博信息如下----

“我是方舟子的爱人,代替他发布这条微博。刚才在北京住所附近,方舟子遭到两个埋伏歹徒的辣椒水和铁锤袭击,受轻伤。方舟子两袖清风,铁骨铮铮,为民除害,无怨无悔,更无所畏惧。期待北京警方早日缉拿凶手,更期待中国社会不再需要方舟子以一己之力抗拒群魔的那一天。

yuiop123:

A Show - 自我炒作

美国人的自我操做
(An American citizen's show)

贡院:

A Trick - 苦肉计

‘铁锤门’漏洞百出,应该是方肘子自导自演的苦肉计。
(The Hammer Gate is so cracked, it must be manufactured by Fang himself)

zhonyiyao:

A Thug - 科痞

科学二字是方舟子手里的如意棍子,要打谁打谁。所以称他为科痞。是个流氓。他诋毁我中医药,威胁到我数以千万计中医药从业人员的生计,要毁坏我整个产业的市场份额。对待这样恶棍,同情他什么?
(Science becomes his WMD to terrorise anyone and anything that he doesn't like; he's nothing but a science terrorist, a true thug.)

对于这种流氓,读书斯文人还真没辄。用地痞治科痞,也算对症。
(To a thug, you should be tough. Good to see he met his match, if that incident was true)

人口如棋:

The most likely scenario - 业内人士分析

这事挺玄乎的!
(The whole drama is indeed quite mysterious!)

你说这在现代工业文明社会, 要治一个人, 可有多种工具可供选择, 被 -- 全套啊啥的再说北京是啥地方? 首善之区,天子脚下; 既然是偷袭,那选用的工具必然是小巧便携的, 一击必中的, 刀, 枪, 电棍和弹弓, 用啥都行, 犯得着先碰辣椒水, 再上大铜锤吗? 即使先喷辣椒水没造成伤害, 那也不用上大锤吧? 方同学那萎样, 用得着上铜锤麽?
(Beijing is a modern metropolitan and you can find almost any tools that you can think of. For a stealth attack, the weapon must be easily carried around, such as a knife, a pistol, an electrical rod or a rubber band bow - plenty to choose from. But they chose spray and hammer, is that odd?)

这次袭击行为啊! 据业内人士分析, 应该是两拨人马分批次所为:
(According to some experts in the field, the most likely scenario must be like this:)

这一波喷辣椒水, 应该是一个体力欠佳的女性所为, 该女性人士年龄大小方同学应该知道,致于这女生为什么没用高跟鞋而用辣椒水, 应该是和平时接受的防身训练有关;
(A young girl sprayed pepper water at Fang for self-defence)

这第二波抡大锤, 应该是个农民工, 你说别的人员, 要在北京城区找大锤, 恐怕还挺困难的, 再说天子脚下, 北京要啥没有, 比大锤好携带管用的家伙多了去, 用得着费时费力地去找大锤吗?一定是农民工干的;
(A peasant worker with a hammer stroke at Fang - who would carry a hammer around in Beijing? Peasant workers.)

至于这方同学为啥先被妇女同志喷辣椒水, 后被农民工持大锤追杀, 这个本人就不得而知了!
(As for why he was spread at by a girl and hit by a peasant worker with hammer, you may need to ask himself)

不过哈, 在北京市里买了东西付了钱, 一般来说是不会被追杀的!!!! 哈哈 ...
(Normally in Beijing no one would chase and beat you unless you fail to pay your bill at a shop!!! LOL)

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苦肉计 (cool road chi) - A trick to win confidence by self-inflicting bodily harm.

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自我炒作 (tzu wolf trio true) - Shameless self-promotion incident


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