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Book of Survival
好话说尽 坏事做绝

8 July 2010

Once upon a time, a group of people attending an international conference were hanging on a rope under a helicopter. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to give up his rights to survive before everybody plunged into hell.

For a while no one volunteered, until a woman raised her voice. She said her name was Nancy Pelosi and would voluntarily let go of the rope, because as an American promoting human rights in other countries she grew accustomed to give up the lives of her countrymen for killing the men abroad in order to prevent them from brutalising their wives and kids, and got used to the situation in which she and her country received no thanks from the nations they helped, such as Vietnam, Iraq and Afghanistan. "Hope this time you can be a bit more generous and all applause for my sacrifice," concluded she.


As soon as she finished her touching speech, everybody started clapping their hands ....

A few months later, a memoir by Nancy Pelosi hit bestseller list in USA, which is titled: Book of Survival - An American's Secret.

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