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8 July 2010
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Book of Survival
好话说尽 坏事做绝
Once
upon a time, a group of people attending
an international conference were hanging
on a rope under a helicopter. The rope
was not strong enough to carry them all,
so they decided that one had to give up
his rights to survive before everybody
plunged into hell.
For
a while no one volunteered, until a woman
raised her voice. She said her name was Nancy Pelosi and would voluntarily let
go of the rope, because as an American
promoting human rights in other countries
she grew accustomed to give up the lives
of her countrymen for killing the men abroad in order to prevent them
from brutalising their wives and kids,
and got used to the situation in which
she and her country received no thanks
from the nations they helped, such as
Vietnam, Iraq and Afghanistan.
"Hope this time you can be a bit
more generous and all applause for my
sacrifice," concluded she.
As
soon as she finished her touching speech,
everybody started clapping their hands
....
A
few months later, a memoir by Nancy
Pelosi hit bestseller list in USA, which
is titled: Book of Survival - An American's Secret.
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