干侄: 干叔, 抱抱!
干叔: 好啦好啦, 玩去吧, 乖!
Lee: Uncle, my brother brutalized
O!bama: Don't cry my baby,
tell uncle what happened?
Lee: Hum .. I think he sneaked
out of his north-facing room and played his flying disc game
in the balcony and knocked off my toy warship which fell
to the ground through the gaps in balustrades and smashed
into pieces, without my notice ... left me with no evidence
... I have no real evidence ...
O!bama: Ok, ok, I'll punish
him for you, which is why I'm here living in your master
bedroom for. Don't worry about the evidence, we Americans
are creative and inventive people.
Lee: I know, and me too, uncle!
Barake: Yes, I've noticed.
You did well, and did well. Reinventing history is a way
to go for history-lacking get-rich-sudden families like yours
Lee: Uncle, I want you to
kill my brother so I can take his room and have the balcony
all for myself.
O!bama: You are hopeless.
Like what I've told you millions of times before, you must
focus on a bigger picture. Our target is your neighbour,
the family who owns that huge heritage mansion. Those people
are the friends of your brother, and our plan is to destroy
their history through false claims made by you and by Manchu;
to destroy their civilisation by luring them to desert their
own culture through propaganda generated by CIA-trained
democracy fighters; to destroy
their economy by coaxing them to lend money to me and fully
open their market to my garage sales through U.S. foundation-supported
advisers; to destroy their population by eradicating
their native crops and imposing Han-Chinese
only one-child policy through their Monsanto-associated
GM biologists and the five-member Family Planning Commission
which are mainly consisted of Manchu and Korean. Once
we've pulled down your neighbour's mansion and drive them
into extinction, no one can stop you from taking over your
brother's room and to claim your neighbour’s heritage, tangible
or intangible, as your own.
Lee: Then what's for you,
Uncle? I understand you never offer anyone free lunch.
O!bama: That's right. I'll
convert that site into an amusement park to make money and
into a rubbish
dumping ground to keep my own house clean.
Lee: But how long I'll have
to wait to see that day coming?
O!bama: Won't take too long,
as long as you get yourself re-elected and keep inviting
me to stay in your home and foot 60 percent of my bills.
Lee: But I'm not a popular
guy, what if I don't get re-elected?
O!bama: Well, there is no
lid covering the Pacific Ocean, isn't it? Take a plug to
visit the sailors who were killed either by you or by me
or by your brother or by aliens. Got?
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