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26 May 2010
By Admin
South Korea's New
Discovery of History (1)
Immediately after the
Korean Peninsula liberated from the Japanese occupation after the WWII, the United States proposed to the Soviet
Union to divide it in two parts and ruled
by Americans and Sovients respectively
for the reason that the Koreans were
incapable of self-determination since
they got accustomed to be under someone
else’ administration.
That was how the North and
South Koreans came into beings. By then
the South was less advanced in economy
and culture comparing to the North (see
the dress code of the South Korean women
at the time as shown in the photo).
Decades later, North Korea, though still poor,
partially due to the economic punishment
put into the place by the U.S., has gained true
independence, while South Korea, despite
having earned a bit money by selling off
its sovereign rights, is still a puppet state of the United
States.
Like most get-rich-sudden
folks in the world, many South Koreans
become terribly embarrassed by their own history in which they were
virtually nobody and of their reality in
which they are under somebody else, to
the point that they’ve developed a
mental condition and begin to fabricate
their past.
The symptom was first
detected when they asked the United
Nations to list China’s traditional dragon boat festival on the lunar fifth May,
known as Duanwu (端午节), as their own intangible cultural
heritage.
(Shame on the current U.N.
Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon who by then
served in the South Korea government and
by now shows no attempt to redeem this
copyright violation offence. Will he ever
be capable of feeling "overwhelming
and deeply troubling" for his
countrymen's culture theft crimes?).
Lately, South Koreans’
problems with collective delusion become
rather serious and they start to believe
their homeland was the cradle for the
entire human civilisation. After they
congratulated each other for having
invented Chinese Medicine, Chinese script, Chinese printing
technology,
Chinese fengshui and Chinese armillary sphere, just to name a few, and
for having changed the nationality of
some celebrated Chinese identities, from
poet Qu Yuan (屈原, the hero involved in the
Dragon Boat Festival), Lady Xishi (西施, one of four allegedly
most beautiful women in Chinese history),
Doctor Li Shizhen (李时珍, the author of Compendim of Materia
Medica 《本草纲目》), Doctor Sun Zhongshan (孙中山,
the founding father
of the Republic of China who ended
Manchurians' apartheid alien rule),
Chairman Mao Zedong (毛泽东, the founding father of
People's Republic of China who reunited
the country as an fully independent
nation), Mr Yao Ming (姚明, a basketball player at the
Houston Rockets) to giant pandas (大熊猫, bamboo-eating creatures
living in Sichuan and Hubei provinces), from China to
South Korea, they begin to boast that
Jesus of Nazareth and Shakyamuni of Nepal were also Koreans in
origin.
Now
they've expanded their research on the
Origin of the Species to the military
field and the sea bed. A South Korea led
investigation team concluded some days
ago that the torpedo which is said to
have destroyed a South Korean warship in
March was made by Koreans, and the
Koreans living in north.
South
Korean President Lee Myung Bak gets
terribly excited on the new discovery and
promptly cut trade to North while ordered
his border guards to adapt CIA's noise torture
technique
by shouting abuse through loudspeakers at
the North day and night.
United
States' President Barak Obama also gets highly excited
and wasted no time to offer his
unreserved support for Lee's
conflict-stimulus package while ordered
American troops stationed in the South
Korean to get ready for further conflict.
North Korea gets excited
too and angrily denied it authorized a
strike against the warship while demanded
to gain access to examine the evidence.
The South refused the request, very
strangely and unreasonably. When you take
the consideration of South Korea's
medical record on compulsory identity
theft disorder, you will have to wonder
what it's really up to this time.
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