Immediately after the Korean Peninsula liberated
from the Japanese
occupation after the WWII, the United
States proposed to the Soviet Union to divide it in two
parts and ruled by Americans and Soviets respectively for
the reason that the Koreans were incapable of self-determination
since they got accustomed to be under someone else’ administration.
That was how the North and South
Koreans came into beings. By then the South was less
advanced in economy and culture comparing to the North
(see the dress code of the South Korean women at the time
as shown in the photo).
Decades later, North
Korea, though still poor, partially due to the economic
punishment put into the place by the U.S.,
has gained true independence, while South Korea, despite
having earned a bit money by selling off its sovereign
rights, is still a puppet
state of the United States.
Like most get-rich-sudden folks in the world,
many South Koreans become terribly embarrassed by their own history in
which they were virtually nobody and of their reality in
which they are under somebody else, to the point that they’ve
developed a mental condition and begin to fabricate their
The symptom was first detected when they asked
the United Nations to list China’s traditional dragon
boat festival on the lunar fifth May, known as Duanwu
(端午节), as their own intangible
cultural heritage. (Shame on the current U.N. Secretary-General
Ban Ki-moon who by then served in the South Korea government
and by now shows no attempt to redeem this copyright violation
offence. Will he ever be capable of feeling "overwhelming
and deeply troubling" for his countrymen's culture theft
Lately, South Koreans’ problems with collective
delusion become rather serious and they start to believe
their homeland was the cradle for the entire human civilisation.
After they congratulated each other for having invented Chinese
printing technology, Chinese fengshui and Chinese
armillary sphere, just to name a few, and for having
changed the nationality of some celebrated Chinese identities,
from poet Qu
Yuan (屈原, the hero involved in the Dragon Boat Festival), Lady
Xishi (西施, one of four allegedly most beautiful women
in Chinese history), Doctor Li Shizhen (李时珍, the author of Compendim
of Materia Medica 《本草纲目》), Doctor Sun Zhongshan (孙中山,
the founding father of the Republic of China who ended Manchurians'
apartheid alien rule), Chairman Mao
Zedong (毛泽东, the founding father of People's Republic
of China who reunited the country as an fully independent
nation), Mr Yao Ming (姚明, a basketball player at the Houston
Rockets) to giant
pandas (大熊猫, bamboo-eating creatures living in Sichuan and Hubei provinces),
from China to South Korea, they begin to boast that Jesus
of Nazareth and Shakyamuni
of Nepal were also Koreans in origin.
Now they've expanded their research on the
Origin of the Species to the military field and the sea bed.
A South Korea led investigation team concluded some days
ago that the torpedo which is said to have destroyed a South
Korean warship in March was made by Koreans, and the Koreans
living in north.
South Korean President Lee Myung Bak gets terribly
excited on the new discovery and promptly cut trade to North
while ordered his border guards to adapt CIA's
noise torture technique by shouting abuse through loudspeakers
at the North day and night.
United States' President Barak
Obama also gets highly excited and wasted no time to
offer his unreserved support for Lee's conflict-stimulus
package while ordered American troops stationed in the
South Korean to get ready for further conflict.
North Korea gets excited too and angrily denied
it authorized a strike against the warship while demanded
to gain access to examine the evidence. The South refused
the request, very strangely and unreasonably. When you take
the consideration of South Korea's medical record on compulsory
identity theft disorder, you will have to wonder what it's
really up to this time.
Uncle & His Nephew
Korea's New Discovery (2)