Do you ever wonder how this fish got himself caught in such
an awaked fashion and died, subsequently, of dehydration?
We can’t tell you exactly what had happened, to be honest,
but we can assure you based on the information we collected
through careful study of the reports, that he was not a suicidal
fish-bomb; nor was he a fish-spy ventured into the foreign
territory. He was, in fact, a law-biding fish living within
the boundary of his fish community in a lake. The lake dried
due to the current
drought hit China’s southwest, which was not his fault.
He didn’t do anything, but in the end he found himself trapped
in the dry soil.
Then who is responsible for the tragedy in which disastrous
fish genocide has occurred? Heaven, of course - the meteorologists
told us - it stubbornly refuses to drop merciful tears to
comfort his once beloved Earth.
But why Heaven is so heartless? A growing number of Chinese
believe, somehow, it is because he's got upset with Earth
who has shaven her head and planted artificial hair instead,
which affects her health greatly and makes her look like
But why Earth would be so crazy as to cut her long hair
that grew so beautifully in this region previously? A sizable
number of Chinese researchers claim that she was forced into
getting her hair cut by an overseas hairdresser, under the
help of a group of local Chinese, with four, allegedly, in
particular: a greedy businessman, a corrupted government
official, a cold-blooded
scientist and a muddy-headed scholar.
The hairdresser is said to be especially good at making
paper with hair grown on Earth. And he is so good at that,
that he can make a lot of paper and make paper very fast,
so he needs a lot of hair, and needs hair urgently.
The hairdresser is a businessman, and to most businessmen,
Time is Money and Money is God, although sometimes some businessmen
would come out to declare that they reckon there could be
something else that are more important than money, such as
how to defend the rights of those who find pleasure in racial
vilification by calling Chinese “baby eaters” on the cyber
The hairdresser is not like this. He is an honest man, to
be fair, and he never pretends he would do no evil, which
is respectable. So our respectable hairdresser openly sought
assistance from GM hair. GM stands for Genetically
Modified, or stands for God’s Money, and the GM hair
in question is reportedly named GM Eucalyptus.
The rest is history and the history has now been caught
in camera with this poor fish to
be presented as the footnote.
She Pluck Flowers