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13 Dec 2010
by Admin
War It Like We Talk It
Fear not,
my lord,
We will not stand to yellow peril.
Those who
cannot, forever talk.
Those who can, simply war.
Obama:
Yes, we can!
Kevin
Rudd: To be quite frankly,
Afghanistan scares the hell out of me,
please let's leave it to civilian
personnels, let's not to commit more
troops, let's try China.
Hillary
Clinton: You sure we can fare
better in China?
KR:
Absolutely, because China has bigger
territory, larger population, richer
resources, better financial situation,
while they never colonised other countries, never genocided natives in other continents,
never enslaved black Africans, never
dropped nukes onto other people's land,
never air stroke other people's cities,
and most importantly, Chinese army has been the first
military force that beat American troops
hollow in the Korean War ...
HC:
(irritated) What are you going to say,
Mr. Rudd?
KR:
Oh, sorry about that if I failed to make
myself clear, all I want to say is, that,
despite China has been mucking around on
the planet for over 5000 years whiles you and me are new
to the field, it is up to us to make
ground rules, and if China refuses to
play our games, we'll have to prepare to
use forces and to initiate wars so our
defeat can be guaranteed...
HC:
Are you out of your mind, Mr. Rudd?
KR:
Not at all, this is a grand war
strategy called 有一种胜利叫失败, meaning there is a
victory called defeat.
HC:
Never heard of it.
KR:
It's from Sun Tzu’s Art of War, the 37th War Strategy: 孙子兵法三十七，唯有投降上上计, which means if you can't
resist "sex by surprise", enjoy
it.
HC:
(excited) Awesome! Now I
understand, since I have been violated,
supposedly, I can ask Swedish authority
to arrest China in
London, and to extradite China to USA,
and to lock China in Guantanamo Bay, and, and, and, wait, the
bay can't hold 1.3 billion people ...
KR:
Well, if my memory serves me
correctly, Mr Obama once said to an Australian
journalist ..
HC:
Aha, Obama, yes, of course, soon
there won't be 1.3 billion Chinese -
we've got Monsanto, do we? And plus so and
so in their department, and so and so in
their university, and so and so in their academy, and so and so in their media, and even the patent
holder for a genetically modified tree
house built next to Darwin's Orchid in Beijing's Rock View
Hill with three devil's marks on his
back ...
to poison them, poison them all, all 1.3
billion Chinese people. I'm confident
that most of Chinese will be long dead
before reaching Guantanamo. What a quiet
and peaceful world we'll soon come to
enjoy, as enjoyable as "sex by
surprise"! Now I also understand why
5 former Norwegian politicians awarded my former foe Nobel Peace Prize 2009.
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