Fear not, my lord,
We will not stand to yellow peril.
Those who cannot, forever talk.
Those who can, simply war.
Obama: Yes, we can!
Kevin Rudd: To be quite frankly, Afghanistan
scares the hell out of me, please let's leave it to civilian
personnel, let's not to commit more troops, let's try
Hillary Clinton: You sure we can fare better
KR: Absolutely, because China has bigger
territory, larger population, richer resources, better financial
situation, while they never colonised
other countries, never genocided
natives in other continents, never enslaved black Africans,
never dropped nukes onto other people's land, never air
stroke other people's cities, and most importantly, Chinese
army has been the first military force that beat American
troops hollow in the Korean
HC: (irritated) What are you going to say,
KR: Oh, sorry about that if I failed to
make myself clear, all I want to say is, that, despite China
has been mucking around on the planet for over
5000 years whiles you and me are new to the field, it
is up to us to make ground rules, and if China refuses to
play our games, we'll have to prepare to use forces and to
initiate wars so our defeat can be guaranteed...
HC: Are you out of your mind, Mr. Rudd?
KR: Not at all, this is a grand war strategy
called 有一种胜利叫失败, meaning there is a victory called defeat.
HC: Never heard of it.
KR: It's from Sun Tzu’s Art
of War, the 37th War Strategy: 孙子兵法三十七，唯有投降上上计,
which means if you can't resist "sex by surprise",
HC: (excited) Awesome! Now I understand,
since I have been violated, supposedly, I can ask Swedish
authority to arrest China in London, and to extradite China
to USA, and to lock China in Guantanamo
Bay, and, and, and, wait, the bay can't hold 1.3 billion
KR: Well, if my memory serves me correctly,
once said to an Australian journalist ..
HC: Aha, Obama, yes, of course, soon there
won't be 1.3 billion Chinese - we've got Monsanto,
do we? And plus so and so in their department, and so and
so in their university, and so and so in their academy,
and so and so in their media,
and even the patent holder for a genetically modified tree
house built next to Darwin's
Orchid in Beijing's Rock View Hill with three
devil's marks on his back ... to poison them, poison
them all, all 1.3 billion Chinese people. I'm confident that
most of Chinese will be long dead before reaching Guantanamo.
What a quiet and peaceful world we'll soon come to enjoy,
as enjoyable as "sex by surprise"! Now I also understand
why 5 former Norwegian
politicians awarded my former foe Nobel
Peace Prize 2009.
Korean War or 3rd Opium War?
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