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2 Nov 2010
by Admin
You Sure, These Are Your
Toes?
Japan:
Help! Somebody steps on my toes!
Russia:
You sure these are your toes not pebbles
in my backyard?
Japan:
Let me repeat, my stance is that
those four pebbles are part of my foot,
so your deliberate stepping on the
pebbles is very regrettable and will harm
the neighbourhood relationship between
you and me.
Russia:
Don't be so hysterical! Your reaction is
wrong and unacceptable. Be a good boy,
okay, don't keep claiming your neighbours'
properties
as yours.
Japan:
You wait, I'll call my uncle. Uncle Sam! Woooooo [sobbing],
somebody steps on my toes!
Philip
Crowley: Hi, world, listen, I do
back Japan regarding those four objects.
Japan:
Did you hear what my uncle said?
Be afraid, be very afraid.
Russia:
Come on, that guy can't be your
real uncle, he's White, and you are not,
for your yellow sun goddess' sake, that
guy is more like my relative than yours.
Japan:
Then what are you gonna do?
Russia:
Me? I spoke with the people in
the backyard and toured a geothermal
power station, which makes me realise How
many beautiful places there are in
Russia!
Japan:
You have no right to do so?
Russia:
Of course I do. It's the president's duty
to control the development of all Russian
regions, including the remotest
backyards.
Japan:
I will not tolerate that.
Russia:
Oh, yes, you will, I know.
You've tolerated that big Sam stepping on your two
shoulders
for 65 years; you seem to quite enjoy it
and even call him uncle.
Japan:
I am a war criminal of WWII as you must remember and
he is the police, judge and prison guard.
Now I'm still under house arrest - what
do you expect me to do?
Russia:
So, as you must remember, I'm
also the police who apprehended you and
the judge who tried you. Let me remind
you, you must return all your war trophies and keep paying your
fines, otherwise, you will be condemned
to life in prison. By the way, do me a
favour. Please never think of becoming a
permanent member of UN Security Council,
so as not to waste our time in keeping
rejecting your applications, won't you?
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