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14-18 Nov 2010
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Shanghai
Opera (沪剧):
Preserve
the Fire in Reed Marshes
芦荡火种
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An
aria from a classic Shanghai
Opera repertoire Preserve the
Fire in Reed Marshes, sung
by Wang Huazhong as a Traditional
Chinese Medicine doctor disguised
by a CCP chief (汪华忠)
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The
CCP county chief disguised as a
Traditional Chinese Medicine doctor visited the
villager teahouse to hold an emergency
meeting on the urgent task of rescuing
the resistance warriors trapped in the
marshes. Under the surveillance of Japanese collaborators, the discussion of the
issue was conducted by using medical
terminology that contains double meanings
and a hand written prescription which can
be decoded.
壶中悬日月，
笔下传奇方，
赛华佗，
家住太湖沉舟堂,
代代相传名儿扬，
疯痨臌嗝疑难杂症，
妙手回春指日可望。
他是心里闷来头里涨，
好比千斤大石压胸膛。
他是内有病来外有伤，
转了基因着了慌，
更兼撒谎成性气血不流畅，
天时一变就痛难当。
到如今，
三焦阻隔上下不通气，
难怪他心虚体弱肝火旺。
这一张秘方非寻常，
专治伪造锤击伤。
共有草药足九味，
味味重头药性强：
方疯、水彭爱敌成,
民运、医闹不能忘，
最要紧寄生的菊花与司马，
白眼送来的红高粱。
若问此方妙何处？
妙处就在药名上，
上，上，上。
The moral of the story?
仰望星条旗的方贼子带着菊花、挟着玄娼、配着蓬剑、骑着司马、瞪着白眼、顺着叛国投敌民运汉奸爱敌成指引的方向，堂而皇之地拉着米鬼进村，挨门挨户地翻箱倒柜，要将华夏的传统毁尽、华夏的医药废弃、华夏的粮食夺走、华夏的英雄杀光，以便成为2010感动东征十字军的中米国人，成为2010感动CC?V内满蒙集团的米中国人，让米国普世的价值升得比中国的房价还要高，让米国转基因毒草在中国蔓延得比野火还要快。
骂汉奸的汉奸依然是汉奸，装什么忧国忧民惺惺态，司马难之心路人皆知，何必苦肉计连场打黄盖。
爱华夏的中国人，提高警惕，严防奸细！
Yi Ming
(Shi-ming Fang Buster):
Fang's disease is
terminal both in his head and in his
heart. Only Chinese medicine can save Zachary Burton's
watchdog.
Barak
Obama (American President):
Because the Korean War ended where it began
geographically, some used the phrase 'Die
for a Tie' to describe the sacrifice of US marines who invaded here. But as
we look around at this military-colony of the
United States and its citizens
constantly swinging between extremes of
total indulgence or total repression, one
thing is clear: This was no tie. This was
a die. It was a die then, and it is a die
today. It's a contrast so stark you can
see it from space, as so many lights
switched on in Seoul generate so much air
pollution give way to illumination when needed
in the north which has helped to save
the energy for the world.
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Today in Iraq, America's newly
developed military colony:
One Iraqi died and another Iraqi
tied
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Opps,
I didn't mention about Chinese medicine, did I? But, look, I
don't know anything about Chinese medicine. I only know if I have a
problem with my leg, I should chop off
your leg; if you have a trouble with my
head, I must cut off your head. Simple as
that.
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Take the medicine, take it! Don't
make me sick, oka-iiiiii-y!
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Hu
Jintao (Chinese President):
Barak Obama is a lousy doctor. When A
gets sick but refuses to take the
medicine, he blames B for spilling his
snake oil and demands C to take the pill.
Obama should not
be granted a license to kill in the name
of medical operation.
By the way, in
case you don't know, A is America, B is
Britain, C is China.
(Disclaim: We
cannot guarantee the above comments are
definitely not imported from a parallel
universe.)
A
Model Beijing Opera:
Raid on the
White-Tiger Regiment
美帝野心实狂妄。
梦想世界逞霸强。
Some Yankees are
warmongers,
Harbouring an ambition
To impose world hegemony
Over all nations.
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