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- Preserve the Fire in Reed Marshes (2)

14 November 2010
 

芦荡火种

An aria from a classic Shanghai Opera repertoire Preserve the Fire in Reed Marshes, sung by Wang Huazhong as a Traditional Chinese Medicine doctor disguised by a CCP chief (汪华忠)

The CCP county chief disguised as a Traditional Chinese Medicine doctor visited the villager teahouse to hold an emergency meeting on the urgent task of rescuing the resistance warriors trapped in the marshes. Under the surveillance of Japanese collaborators, the discussion of the issue was conducted by using medical terminology that contains double meanings and a hand written prescription which can be decoded.

壶中悬日月,
笔下传奇方,
赛华佗,
家住太湖沉舟堂,
代代相传名儿扬,
疯痨臌嗝疑难杂症,
妙手回春指日可望。

他是心里闷来头里涨,
好比千斤大石压胸膛。
他是内有病来外有伤,
转了基因着了慌,
更兼撒谎成性气血不流畅,
天时一变就痛难当。
到如今,
三焦阻隔上下不通气,
难怪他心虚体弱肝火旺。

这一张秘方非寻常,
专治伪造锤击伤
共有草药足九味,
味味重头药性强:
方疯、水彭爱敌成,
民运、医闹不能忘,
最要紧寄生的菊花与司马,
白眼送来的红高粱。
若问此方妙何处?
妙处就在药名上,
上,上,上。

The moral of the story?

仰望星条旗的方贼子带着菊花、挟着玄娼、配着蓬剑、骑着司马、瞪着白眼、顺着叛国投敌民运汉奸爱敌成指引的方向,堂而皇之地拉着米鬼进村,挨门挨户地翻箱倒柜,要将华夏的传统毁尽、华夏的医药废弃、华夏的粮食夺走、华夏的英雄杀光,以便成为2010感动东征十字军的中米国人,成为2010感动CC?V内满蒙集团的米中国人,让米国普世的价值升得比中国的房价还要高,让米国转基因毒草在中国蔓延得比野火还要快。

骂汉奸的汉奸依然是汉奸,装什么忧国忧民惺惺态,司马难之心路人皆知,何必苦肉计连场打黄盖。

爱华夏的中国人,提高警惕,严防奸细!

Yi Ming (Shi-ming Fang Buster):

Fang's disease is terminal both in his head and in his heart. Only Chinese medicine can save Zachary Burton's watchdog.

Barack Obama (American President):

Because the Korean War ended where it began geographically, some used the phrase 'Die for a Tie' to describe the sacrifice of US marines who invaded here. But as we look around at this military-colony of the United States and its citizens constantly swinging between extremes of total indulgence or total repression, one thing is clear: This was no tie. This was a die. It was a die then, and it is a die today. It's a contrast so stark you can see it from space, as so many lights switched on in Seoul generate so much air pollution give way to illumination when needed in the north which has helped to save the energy for the world.

Today in Iraq, America's newly developed military colony: One Iraqi died and another Iraqi tied.

Opps, I didn't mention about Chinese medicine, did I? But, look, I don't know anything about Chinese medicine. I only know if I have a problem with my leg, I should chop off your leg; if you have a trouble with my head, I must cut off your head. Simple as that.

Take the medicine, take it! Don't make me sick, oka-iiiiii-y!

Hu Jintao (Chinese President):

Barak Obama is a lousy doctor. When A gets sick but refuses to take the medicine, he blames B for spilling his snake oil and demands C to take the pill.

Obama should not be granted a license to kill in the name of medical operation.

By the way, in case you don't know, A is America, B is Britain, C is China.

(Disclaim: We cannot guarantee the above comments are definitely not imported from a parallel universe.)

A Model Beijing Opera: Raid on the White-Tiger Regiment

美帝野心实狂妄。
梦想世界逞霸强。

Some Yankees are warmongers,
Harbouring an ambition
To impose world hegemony
Over all nations.

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