Please Don't Tell Me
How to Run the World
That's Our Family Business

An Australian fuming director's response over a spam call:

Chinese government is so arrogant that it reckons it has a right to determine which Chinese must be prosecuted and which Chinese need to be protected - but that is my job, right? Only white Australians like me are capable of telling which Chinese are terrorists, spies and which Chinese deserve to be killed at their homes and shops and in streets. We have a self-granted license to do so, and this is in fact our long-running family business: my ancestors were the ones to decide which land should be taken and which children ought to be stolen. But, the Chinese government would forward me an unsolicited call and tried to tell me how to do my job. That's outrageous! I'm not going to be bullied by a foreign power, so I hang up the phone.