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Three French Men
假作真时真亦假, 无为有处有还无

6 March 2009
 

Three French men, an alcoholic, a thief and a gay - walk down a street in Paris and hit by a van from an auction house. When they met God they were told that in His holy opinion they should all go to hell, but still he is willing to help them to return to life if they can quit their biggest earthly sins.

Three men all agree, and are once again walking down the street in Paris like nothing has happened.

After a short while, the alcoholic spots a bar and thinks: wouldn't it be nice to have just one more drink. Poof! He goes straight to hell.

So the thief and the gay walk on down the street in Pairs. After another short while, the thief finds a $360 million dollar cheque laying on the ground and bends over to pick it up. Poof! The gay goes straight to hell ...

一日一个酒鬼、一个小偷和一个同性恋在巴黎一大街上散步,忽然一辆佳士得拍卖行的大卡车开过,把三人统统压扁了。他们的上帝对他们说:要我说你们都该下地狱,不过呢,要是你们能改掉你们各自的恶习,我愿意帮助你们重返人间。

三个法国人答应了,于是又回到的巴黎大街上。走着走着,酒鬼看见了一个酒吧,刚一转念“啊呀,要能再喝上一壶该多好啊!”他马上掉进了地狱。

于是只剩了小偷和同性恋一起在巴黎的大街上散步。走着走着,小偷瞥见了一张3.6亿元的支票,刚弯下身去捡,同性恋马上掉进了地狱。

(No comments about gay, but do think when a thief is proud of being an extortionist, he deserves to go to Avici Hell and stay there, 求出无期!)

神偷老屁儿: 俺原想,耗子情人会打洞, 能销桩; 没成想,偷米不着蚀只鸡, 煞可气。看来俺也是兔子尾巴长不了啦,先过把嘴瘾再说吧:

咳,你小子不让俺拿你的牙刷,你这是反自由;你的牙刷只许放你家里不许放俺家里,你这是反平等;你不让俺把你的牙刷放进俺的嘴里,你这是反博爱。你这帮专制独裁反人权的坏蛋!

Hi, you, dare you not let me take your toothbrush, you are so anti-freedom; dare you not let me keep your toothbrush, you are soooo anti-equal rights; dare you not to let me put your toothbrush into my mouth, you are soooooooo anti-love... you moron!

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