Three French men,
an alcoholic, a thief and
a gay - walk down a street in Paris and
hit by a van from an auction
house. When they met God they were told that in His holy
opinion they should all go to hell,
but still he is willing to help them to return
to life if they can quit their biggest earthly sins.
Three men all agree, and are once again walking down the
street in Paris like nothing has happened.
After a short while, the alcoholic spots a bar and thinks:
wouldn't it be nice to have just one more drink. Poof! He
goes straight to hell.
So the thief and the gay walk on down the street in Pairs.
After another short while, the thief finds a $360 million
dollar cheque laying on the ground and bends over to pick
it up. Poof! The gay goes straight to hell ...
(No comments about gay, but do think when a thief is proud
of being an extortionist,
he deserves to go to Avici Hell and stay there, 求出无期!)
神偷老屁儿: 俺原想，耗子情人会打洞, 能销桩; 没成想，偷米不着蚀只鸡, 煞可气。看来俺也是兔子尾巴长不了啦，先过把嘴瘾再说吧：
Hi, you, dare you not let me take your toothbrush, you are
so anti-freedom; dare you not let me keep your toothbrush,
you are soooo anti-equal rights; dare you not to let me put
your toothbrush into my mouth, you are soooooooo anti-love...