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Judge's Justice

1 March 2009
 

A French judge had taken a few cups of wine during lunchtime when he secretly met his colleague's wife and felt a bit drunk.

That afternoon the first case involved a man charged with drunk driving who claimed it simply wasn't true.

"I'm as sober as you are, your honour," the man said to the judge.

The judge turned to his clerk, "Enter a guilty plea. The defendant is sentenced to 14 plus 14, that is totaling 28 days."

一法国法官中午休庭时出去会二奶,心里这个高兴啊,不觉就多喝了几杯,自己都感觉有点醉了。回到法庭后,他问一被警察指控醉酒驾车的被告:“嘟!大胆刁民,你认不认罪啦?”

刁民一把眼泪一把鼻涕。“大老爷阿,天地良心,俺就和你一样地清醒啊!”

法官对书记员说:“他认罪了,记下,判他14加14一共28天监禁。”

书记员很迷惑。“大哥,不对吧,他说他和你一样地清醒啊。”

法官发脾气了。“多嘴。我清不清醒我自己还不清楚吗?”

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