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The Debt Will Be Paid
出来混,迟早是要还的

26 February 2009
 

Peter applied to a finance agency for a job, but he had no experience. The manager gave him the name of a French fashion company called Yes Satan Laurent's. "I've heard this company is on the verge of bankruptcy; if you can collect the debt, you'll get the job."

"No problem," returned Peter, firmly. "Its debt will be paid, I promise you."

Two days later, Peter came back with the entire amount.

"Amazing!" the manager exclaimed. "How did you do it?"

"Easy," Peter replied. "I told the co-founder of the company that if he didn't pay up, I'd tell all his other creditors he paid us."

"So Yes Satan Laurent's is actually doing okay?"

"Hum ... not really, they just auctioned some stolen goods."

必得先生申请一财务公司职位。老板说:我听说剩落烂公司快倒闭了,你要是能把他们的烂帐给处理了,你就可以来正式上班了。

“这个没问题,”必得先生信心满满,志在必得。“出来混迟早是要还的,俺会给他一个教训的。”

两天后,必得先生拿回了剩落烂的全额欠款。

“嘿,你小子行啊,”大老板称赞。"使的什么妙计啊"

“也没什么,”必得先生回。“我只是对剩落烂的合伙创始人老屁儿先生说,要是他还赖帐的话,我就告诉他所有的债权人,他已经把欠我们的钱都还了。”

“你小子高招啊,”老板又夸一回。“看来剩落烂还不至于穷得要倒闭呢。”

“那倒也不见得,”必得先生又回。“不过他们仓库里有很多偷来的东西,老屁儿先生通过黑帮假死党拍卖洗钱了。”

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