Woman: The climate is changing so fast ...
Woman: ... It becomes so windy
Woman: 'cause we fart too much ...
Man: May be.
Woman: Since we eat too much ...
Man: Somebody certainly does.
Woman: We need an urgent action ...
Man: I C.
Woman: We must reduce our food intake!
Man: I'm glad you eventually think so.
Woman: I propose we both reduce 50 percent
of hotdog daily intake.
Man: No, that won't do. Currently you have
10 hotdogs a day, I only have one; after cut, you will still
eat 5 a day, and I can only have half of a hotdog - I won't
be able to survive on that.
Woman: Okay, I have second option: we both
eat one less hotdog a day.
Man: Are you kidding? You want to starve me
Woman (irritated): Then what's your proposal?
Man: I reduce 30
percent of hotdog consumption and you reduce 90 percent,
in this case you still eat one third more than me, but considering
your greedy-eating history, I prepare to give you a bit more
time to adjust.
Hi man, listen to me, the Goddess of Liberty for Hotdog Eating,
all humans have equal rights and equally obligations, which
is the essence of democracy, why should I cut more intake
than you?! Are you against liberty or democracy?
Chinese Woman's Diary (1)
from Time and Space