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Woman: The climate is changing so fast ... Man: Yep. Woman: ... It becomes so windy Man: Noted. Woman: 'cause we fart too much ... Man: May be. Woman: Since we eat too much ... Man: Somebody certainly does. Woman: We need an urgent action ... Man: I C. Woman: We must reduce our food intake! Man: I'm glad you eventually think so. Woman: I propose we both reduce 50 percent of hotdog daily intake. Man: No, that won't do. Currently you have 10 hotdogs a day, I only have one; after cut, you will still eat 5 a day, and I can only have half of a hotdog - I won't be able to survive on that. Woman: Okay, I have second option: we both eat one less hotdog a day. Man: Are you kidding? You want to starve me to death? Woman (irritated): Then what's your proposal? Man: I reduce 30 percent of hotdog consumption and you reduce 90 percent, in this case you still eat one third more than me, but considering your greedy-eating history, I prepare to give you a bit more time to ajdust. Woman (enraged): Hi man, listen to me, the Goddess of Liberty for Hotdog Eating, all humans have equal rights and equaly obligations, which is the essence of democracy, why should I cut more intake than you?! Are you against liberty or democracy? Man: ??? Prev: A Chinese Woman's Diary (1)
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