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12 November 2009
By Admin

History in Recycling
- Looks familiar?

News Headlines on the cover page of an pre-historical Chinese magazine drafted by today's post-modern Chinese:

• Red Emperor (炎帝) led a delegation begins a ice-breaking visit to north with high hopes for a positive outcome of the talk about the unification of China current under the rules of Red and Yellow Emperors (黄帝) respectively.

• Lady Nvwa (女娲), the creator of Chinese people, admits that the products imported to islands in the east contain serious quality problems.

• The cultural ministry announced that bamboo slips (竹简) will replace turtle shells (甲骨) for publications sometime this year.

• The population explosion of giant pandas presents a severe threat to the environment in central China region (关中), and the local authorities are ordered by the central government to curb its population growth.

• Special interview: Professor Fuxi (伏羲), the creator of Chinese written scripts, explains the concepts of the Eight-Triagram (八卦) design.

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