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11 October 2009
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Chinese Response on the Nobel Peace Prize
Of which Nazi Dictator Adolf Hitler Was a Nominee

According to an online survey conducted by Chinese language website huanqiu.com on October 9, 2009, regarding the controversial award of the Nobel Peace Prize to American president Barack Obama, of 5210 people questioned, 85.7% considered it laughable.

The following are English translation and some original commtents in Chinese posted on tianya.com:

老子们不是老子:

If Omaba can get Nobel Peace Prize, I wonder what a better peace prize should be rewarded to our leaders. Since the time of Jiang, they've put up with so much insults and assults from the West and its allies, and never fight back ...　

如果奥巴马能获得诺贝尔和平奖，那我国的领导人能得什么奖呢？从泽民就开始了，他们从来都不招谁惹谁，即便被人欺侮，都是忍气吞声的... ...

sdhotelin

It seems to me that who has more nukes who will be awarded for peace prize. 　

谁的核武器最多，就给谁诺贝尔和平奖.

只是海角:

But now Obama will have to think tiwce when starting a new war for the purpose of stimulating American economy. That's a good thing, yeah, good thing! 　

逼奥巴马不能再为拉动美国经济，再去别国制造战争了，好事！！！

zwc190707　

I think we should sound firecrackers: The USA will be compelled to get ride of its nukes. The Nobel Peace Price has at last done something decent.

看来是xx那帮家伙是想用笼头把美国这个x人总统给套住,高,实在是高!中国应该为奥巴马放鞭炮!伟大的诺奖, 你终于做了回人事, 逼美国消除核武器!

碧枫涯天:

Don't be silly. You think mere 1 million dollars would be enough to trick the world bully to lay down its weapons. Remember who are behind the president: the corporate military industry profiting from wars.

百来万和一个奖章就想让“世界警察”放下武器，你也太天真了；别忘了他后面有控制世界经济的几大财团和军火商。

infodata:

It's so cynical! The head of a country that initiated most wars in the world has received a peace prize. Mind, Americans are responsible for most people died in the wars this year.

这个奖太讽刺，全世界发动战争最多的国家领袖得到和平奖。地球上这今年因战争死亡的人大部分都跟美国有关系吧。

loo0ool　

Obama is escalating the war in Afghanistan. I wonder whether he would be troubled by his own conscience when receiving a prize for "peace".

奥巴马正在阿富汗大打出手，他有受到良心谴责吗？

friend19810324:

Peace award for the head of a state still in wars against other states with military forces invaded other nations! But so what, considering this prize was once even rewarded to a slave owner. 　

一个还处于战争状态下的国家总统获得了诺贝尔和平奖，这个国家同时给一个同样获得诺贝尔和平奖的封建奴隶主颁发了“人权奖”.

mandolin520

Peace award for the head of a state still in wars against other states with military forces invaded other nations!

Americans are doing more than that - they are preparing new wars, and have never stoped stirring troubles in other nations by supporting the high-treasons and criminals of their perceived enemies. As the head of such a country received a peace prize, this is certainly the best joke of the year.

一个正在侵略别国的国家总统 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
这还不说还在幻想下一场战争，一天到晚干涉别国内政，圈养别国犯罪分子的人居然能拿诺贝尔和平奖。今年最大的笑话。

新太芓党:

America is typical a whore wanting to pass off as a virgin.

美国是又要做婊子又要立牌坊的那一种.

潜水at国关:

At the first I thought it was a joke, but after all it isn't. Anyway, it makes me feel disgust for the Nobel Peace Prize ever more.

刚看到我还以为是个笑话，哎哎，让我对诺奖的鄙视又加深了一分.

zrayn:

Haha, Nobel Peace Prize becomes more entertaining than ever!　

呵呵，此奖项越来越有娱乐性！

票阿票

I've seen through the true nature of the bullshit Nobel Peace Prize long ago, as well as that absurd Nobel Literature Prize - they are just toys for the Westerners to entertain themselves. To be honest, Chinese literate is way too hard for those Swisses to understand.

早就看透了什么狗P和平奖！还有那个文学奖，纯粹是西方人自己在玩！中文，对那些评审来说，实在太深奥了！

SPF96　

What the surprise! It's just Norwegian committee's usual practice. If they do not award a warlord, they'll have to give away the prize to the violent separatists, criminal "dissidents" from China, Russia or Iran.

震惊个屁 不是奥巴马的话那就是中国某JY 或者俄罗斯某JY 或者伊朗某异见分子.

stuggart　

What a f..k joke! Ya, I've now realised there are only two kinds of people who are eligible for peace pirze bestowed by the West: those who can resolve problems in America or those who can stir trouble in China ... do you think I've summed up accurately?

Too tmd 搞笑了. 不过我现在好像明白一点了, 能搞好美国,或者可以搞乱中国的,都可以得这个诺的和平奖... 是不是这么回事.

yulh111　

It's a prize reserved for the West colonists and their flunkies.

白种人和他们奴才专用奖。

乱来禅师　

Simply put, as long as you are willing to betray your own people, you'll have a good chance to receive Nobel Peace Price. 　

只要你肯卖国，你就能拿.

医世

Some Norwegians have lost their basic human decency under the influence of their religious idea of the Western defied "universal value".

部分挪威脑残已经在普世价值的名目下丧失理智与廉耻了。

我是曾经轻狂:

He who receives the Nobel Peace Award would be the shame of the nation.

谁得了该奖简直是国家的耻辱。

wangjuntao8756:

I believe you've now all seen the true colour of the Nobel Peace Prize: a toll of Wetern politics.

现在你们看见了真实的若贝尔奖了吧，其实都是政治工具.

ZHOUCHUNLAIGOOD:

The Nobel Peace Prize itself is an insult to the world peace and brings bad name to the whole Nobel Prize system. It should be stopped immediately.

俺总感觉一个诺贝尔和平奖会搞臭整个诺贝尔奖，干脆把诺贝尔和平奖停了！

血溅南海:

But why you guys want to take notice of the West award? If asking me, just ignore it.

在乎那西方的奖干嘛? 直接无视.

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