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The Classic Art
of War
An Empty Town (3)
空城计
19
October 2008
An
Empty Town (1)
An
Empty Town (2)

The lose of
Pavilion Street Town had seriously upset the military
balance, and Zhuge Liang had to devote all the troops
he could summon up at the time to help hold the line,
while evacuating civilians and field depot from
garrison town West City where Shu's combatant
commander's headquarter was situated.

However, before
they could finalize evacuation, Sima Yi's 150,000
troops had already borne down on West City from two
directions.

Zhuge Liang
ordered to lower the flag from the top of the front
gate.

He then instructed
to throw open all city gates, and arranged two dozens
of elderly soldiers to take off their military
uniforms and worked as civilian street cleaners.

Finally Zhuge
Liang ascented onto the citywall with a pair of
junior assistants.

When a stick of
incense started burning, a solo concert took place,
performed by a military strategist-turned-audio
artist.

When Sima Yi's
force arrived at West City to unfold a full scale
assault, they found what awaited them was not a
military station but a five star hotel, completed
with trainee housekeepers and a veteran musician.

There is a piece
of conventional Western intelligence which regards
anything that sounds too good to be true as false.
When Sima Yi heard Zhuge Liang's beautiful music
coming from the West City city-wall, he instinctively
responded to this Western wisdom and believed it must
be a trick, thus he ordered to lift the siege and
pull out the troops. But Sima Junior once again
challenged his daddy's judgement. "It might
really be an empty town, and Zhuge Liang could just
sit there pretending to be something." The daddy
therefore patiently explained to the son, "I'm
myself a veteran musician plus a para-psychologist
plus a con master, I listened attentively to his
music, and detected no trembling notes in the sound -
I can assure you, my dear boy, this guy does have
something in his sleeves."

Sadly, the son was
right and the daddy was wrong (once again). But by
the time the daddy learned from his cias that the
city was indeed defenceless, the best time to mount a
general offensive attack had already passed: Shu's
relieve forces arrived from all directions, and
reserve units were all activated. In the face of a
strong counter offensive, Sima Yi's troops had to
struggle a hasty retreat back to their own territory.

Justice was
finally served. Writer-turned-Lieutenant General Ma
Su was tried before court martial and the honourable
defence force magistrate Zhuge Liang sent the
offender to write his true story The Book of Death
in the hell.

Zhuge Liang was
tearful. "I should know dogmatic bookworms are
as a dangerous species as belligerent
warmongers," he allegedly said (or something
similar along this line)

While loving
peace, Zhuge Liang was also acutely aware that this
world is full of warmongers, and that peace can only
be gained through active defence mechanism. The king
promptly approved Zhuge Liang's proposal to upgrade
Shu's military capacities to support strategic
initiatives, and a campaign to educate the soldiers
and officers that it is their revered duty to defend
their people and homeland is also believed to be
underway.
(THE END)
Original
drawings were done by Chinese artists 钱笑呆,徐余兴.
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Empty Town (2)
Next: A Cave
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You Are
Fired!

I'm doped up, I
begin to see stars, so I start
considering to start Star Wars
Zhuge
Liang: Commander in Chief Ma Su, you are
fired! Because you've read too many books
on American arts of war in Wall St, and
that is why you lost wall-less Pavilion
Street Town, and the war in Iraq, and
trillions of trillions of dollars in Wall
Street ... oops, my apology, I've just
realised you are actually not the
commander in chief of the American troops
and American banks.
The
Strategy of An Empty Safe

Bank
staff: Sir, the rescue fund from the
government was missing, should we alert
police?
Bank
CEO: Certainly not, Wall Street isn't a
safe place now, so I've transferred the
fund into holiday makers' pocket, this
way we'll never lose it again.

Fat cat: let me swing,
swing, swing ....
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